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My wife is right about me. My wife is right about me.

I’m seriously just browsing for the sake of browsing. I’ve got the “itch.” I somehow did an hour’s worth of research on the facelifted SC 430. What!?!? I don’t even like convertibles! Hardtops even less so. Also, that’s even more expensive than any of the 2UZ big bois, and — AND!!! — it certainly doesn’t solve the…

I wish I had money so I could buy more money I wish I had money so I could buy more money

Except I think this may very well actually not fit length-wise in my garage 😬

Paging AestheticsInMotion (and possibly Jake if he's still with us) Paging AestheticsInMotion (and possibly Jake if he's still with us)

Here’s a bad idea: W8 4-motion Passat wagon, automatic. $2,500. Seller alleges paperwork with recent transmission rebuild. Haggle down to $1,800?... Enjoy for about two days, then cry.

Changed the oil on the Pontiac* Changed the oil on the Pontiac*

I managed not to splash any oil, or drop the drain plug. I felt a little out of practice but somehow I didn’t commit my usual blunders.

My old Tercel is for sale. My old Tercel is for sale.

Unfortunately, it has seen better days. Looks like someone sideswiped a power pole or something.

At the dealership... At the dealership...

... Camry XLE featured on the floor for some reason, was a 4Runner last time.

It must be Friday It must be Friday

cuz my morning be like

This seems like the young Oppo's dream floor plan. This seems like the young Oppo's dream floor plan.

Bottom floor is all garage and shop. Also, separate driveway with carport. It’s the NKato Special™!

I dreamt that I bought another Tercel last night. I dreamt that I bought another Tercel last night.

We were hiking up a mountain on a bright spring day, but the path became increasingly slushy and icy. So I walked back down the hill and bought an ‘83 tan Tercel wagon for $400. It had a vacuum/push button 4WD button like my dad’s old Legacy wagon. It also had a digital dash. The 4WD also behaved like some smartly …

For the Bimmer folk: colors! For the Bimmer folk: colors!

Two items for your consumption. Item 1: this glimpse purple E39 Touring that looked like it came out of a time machine.

What's for dinner, Oppo? What's for dinner, Oppo?

I’m made teriyaki broiled salmon, and baked brussel sprouts. Apple and an English muffin for sides.

A good old girl. A good old girl.

Better built than virtually everything other chandelier I’ve posted.

In today's episode of "old man yells at cloud..." In today's episode of "old man yells at cloud..."

... I dare say that it is nigh unacceptable for these many new luxury or performance sportbacks/cross-things/hatchbackies/it’s-really-a-wagon vehicles that have a backseat that’s smaller than an older Altezza’s.

Amazing what a little lift and some plastic cladding can do... Amazing what a little lift and some plastic cladding can do...

Namely: make this Volvo look worse. The V90 is gorgeous; V90 CC is not, but I guess if you gave me one for free I won’t say no either.

Seattle-area Oppos... Seattle-area Oppos...

Is it just me, or has traffic over the last few weeks been significantly worse than usual?

I received an unexpected Christmas bonus. I received an unexpected Christmas bonus.

I am not displeased. Now it’s time to buy the only thing I need...

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