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Disgraced State Supreme Court justice and accused child molester Roy Moore announced on Thursday that he is officially running for Alabama’s Senate seat against Democrat Doug Jones...again.

The GOP-controlled Senate voted on Thursday to block a White House-backed arms sale to Saudi Arabia, with seven Republicans breaking ranks to join Democrats in opposing the administration’s suspiciously close ties with the Saudi kingdom. President Trump is expected to veto the resolution.

Bernie No..... Bernie No.....

With less than a week to go before the first Democratic primary debate, MA Sen. Elizabeth Warren has been steadily climbing in a number of both state and national polls, narrowly overtaking VT Sen. Bernie Sanders to assume the number two spot behind former Vice President Joe Biden (or in the case of Minnesota, beating…

Trump Brain Status: A;sldfas;dlfjasdf Trump Brain Status: A;sldfas;dlfjasdf

President Donald Trump spent his evening rambling to Sean Hannity on Wednesday for the better part of an hour, and there’s one part of the president’s long-winded interview I’d like to highlight. As first noted by Vox’s Aaron Rupar, it seems like we can hear Trump’s brain melting out of his ears in real time.

Mitt Romney: Ha Ha Ha I'm Rich Mitt Romney: Ha Ha Ha I'm Rich

Freshman Sen. Mitt Romney is the legislative equivalent of elevator music: a mildly familiar drone you don’t really recognize as being there until someone points it out. I bet you forgot he was even in the Senate until just now, didn’t you? He just glides off the brain like water off a duck.

Kevin McCarthy Wins the Prize for Most Ridiculous AOC Attack of the Week Kevin McCarthy Wins the Prize for Most Ridiculous AOC Attack of the Week

The painfully stupid argument over whether Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was right to label the government’s migrant internment centers “concentration camps” (she extremely was) continued unabated on Wednesday, with Republican Minority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy demanding AOC apologize to the entire damn planet for…

Details of Trump’s much-hyped July 4 celebrations were released on Wednesday, and while there will be fireworks and marching band music, this year will also feature “a celebration of America’s military with music, military demonstrations and flyovers” including, reportedly, Air Force One. Vrooooom!

Oh God This Sarah Huckabee Sanders for Governor Thing Might Actually Happen Oh God This Sarah Huckabee Sanders for Governor Thing Might Actually Happen

When President Donald Trump announced that world-class bullshit artist Sarah Huckabee Sanders was leaving his administration, he said he hoped Sanders would fill her father’s terrible shoes as governor of Arkansas someday.

Sure Seems Like Trump Still Thinks the Central Park Five Are Guilty Sure Seems Like Trump Still Thinks the Central Park Five Are Guilty

Nearly three decades after demanding five young people of color be put to death for a crime they didn’t commit, President Donald Trump on Tuesday refused to concede that the Central Park Five are innocent.

It's Looking Like Trump Wasn't Bluffing It's Looking Like Trump Wasn't Bluffing

President Donald Trump may have preempted the Department of Homeland Security when he abruptly announced last night that ICE would begin arresting “millions of illegal aliens” sometime “next week,” but despite his well-documented history of lies and empty threats, it so far seems like he’s not bluffing.

Shanahan Out of Running to Be Defense Secretary After Account of Domestic Incident Surfaces Shanahan Out of Running to Be Defense Secretary After Account of Domestic Incident Surfaces

Patrick Shanahan, President Donald Trump’s acting secretary of Defense, withdrew his name from consideration to officially run the Pentagon, Trump announced on Tuesday.

Alabama Republican Refuses to Apologize for Ranting About 'Freaking Queers' Alabama Republican Refuses to Apologize for Ranting About 'Freaking Queers'

A local Republican official in Alabama has some thoughts he’d like to share this Pride month, which he recently posted on the Mobile County Republican Party’s Facebook page: “Freaking queers have gotten too much sympathy.”

BuzzFeed Staffers Walk Off the Job as Union Fight Escalates BuzzFeed Staffers Walk Off the Job as Union Fight Escalates

BuzzFeed staffers across the country walked off the job this afternoon, the latest escalation in a months-long effort to push CEO Jonah Peretti to recognize his newsroom employees’ union, which is represented by the NewsGuild.

Trump Reportedly Considering Getting the Terrible Band Back Together for 2020 Trump Reportedly Considering Getting the Terrible Band Back Together for 2020

Nearly two years after his ignominious exit from the White House, shirt enthusiast and white nationalist Steve Bannon is reportedly on the cusp of working his way back into President Donald Trump’s good graces, just in time for the 2020 election.

Here's Trump Freaking Out at His Chief of Staff for Coughing Here's Trump Freaking Out at His Chief of Staff for Coughing

The human body is a fragile, delicate machine. We’re born, we grow, and eventually we die. Along the way, we might even cough a few times, which is evidently an unforgivable sin for President Donald Trump—a man with extremely questionable ideas about physical fitness, who simply will not abide by any signs of…

Let's Remember Some of Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Very Worst Moments Let's Remember Some of Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Very Worst Moments

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, that smokey-eyed liar extraordinaire, is finally leaving the Trump administration. What does her future hold? At this time, no one but Sarah and Satan know for sure. But one thing is certain: No matter where Sanders ends up, she’s left us with what feels like a lifetime of moments—all bad.

Huck Off Huck Off

After more than three years of professionally lying on behalf of President Donald Trump and his administration, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is finally on her way out.

Republican Leader Insists Trump Definitely Didn't Say the Thing He Definitely Said Republican Leader Insists Trump Definitely Didn't Say the Thing He Definitely Said

During his weekly press conference on Thursday, House Minority Leader Republican Rep. Kevin McCarthy used reason and logic to argue that President Donald Trump definitely doesn’t want to do the thing he clearly stated he wanted to do just one day earlier.

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After mocking an innocuous typo from CNN anchor Chris Cuomo last night, President Donald Trump kicked off his Thursday with a bizarre Twitter thread that featured a massive screw-up of his own.

President to America: Look at Big Boy Plane Mommy! President to America: Look at Big Boy Plane Mommy!

President Donald Trump unveiled a series of new designs for a proposed patriotic upgrade to Air Force One’s exterior during a new interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos.

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