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Two Pigs in the Mud Two Pigs in the Mud

President Donald Trump continued one of his absolute dumbest feuds on Wednesday, lashing out against anti-Trump pundit and senior advisor Kellyanne Conway’s husband George Conway on Twitter by upgrading him from a “total” loser to one who is “stone cold.”

God Help Us, Don Jr. Is Playing Diplomat Now God Help Us, Don Jr. Is Playing Diplomat Now

Donald Trump Jr. is ostensibly an independent businessman who’d rather spend his time shitposting on Twitter and taking pictures of guns than sully himself in the daily machinations of his father’s administration. Nevertheless, ol’ Donj randomly has a message for the United Kingdom: Why oh why didn’t you listen to my…

Two Bad Men Two Bad Men

President Donald Trump and Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro appeared for a press conference in the White House Rose Garden on Tuesday, where the two men—one a bona fide pseudo-fascist, and the other a bona fide pseudo-fascist—spent the bulk of their time talking about how much they love each other.

It’s nice to know that long after the sun dies out, and our species is forced deep underground to survive in the warm embrace of Earth’s fiery core, Rod Rosenstein will be stubbornly adjudicating the Mueller investigation from his perch in whatever frozen remains of the Department of Justice are left.

Trump Is Taking His Constant Need to Feud to Wild New Heights Trump Is Taking His Constant Need to Feud to Wild New Heights

President Donald Trump inserted himself smack dab in the middle of one of his chief advisers’ marriages on Tuesday, calling Kellyanne Conway’s husband George a “total loser” on Twitter.

Steve King Briefly Found the Microscopic Part of His Soul Where Shame Is Located Steve King Briefly Found the Microscopic Part of His Soul Where Shame Is Located

Iowa Republican and dedicated fascist Rep. Steve King is extremely open about his various white nationalist and racist beliefs. Nevertheless, it seems that even King has to draw the line somewhere—and on Monday we learned just where.

Kellyanne Conway Urges People to Read New Zealand Shooter's White Nationalist Manifesto Kellyanne Conway Urges People to Read New Zealand Shooter's White Nationalist Manifesto

President Donald Trump may be notoriously anti-book, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t members of his administration who don’t want the American public to get reading. Unfortunately, the literature being hawked by top White House adviser Kellyanne Conway on Monday is alleged New Zealand killer Brenton Tarrant’s …

Fox & Friends Tries Desperately to Separate Trump's Rhetoric From New Zealand Shooting Fox & Friends Tries Desperately to Separate Trump's Rhetoric From New Zealand Shooting

Despite the fact that the accused shooter who killed at least 50 Muslim worshipers in Christchurch, NZ, explicitly cited the same sort of ultra-nationalist—and specifically, anti-Muslim—garbage Donald Trump routinely spews, the hosts of Fox & Friends think it would be, like, totally crazy to try to connect the…

Donald Trump Can't Help Himself Donald Trump Can't Help Himself

True to his (single) word, President Donald Trump on Friday issued his first veto against the recently passed congressional resolution opposing his emergency declaration to build a wall between the United States and Mexico. He could not do this without uttering multiple insensitive and racist statements following…

Lawmaker: My Gun Bills Are a Total Scam Lawmaker: My Gun Bills Are a Total Scam

Missouri Republican state Representative Andrew McDaniel wants to force every 18–35 year old in his state to own an AR-15 and a handgun. At least, that’s what two bills, quietly filed by McDaniel in the Missouri legislature late last month, would have you believe. The truth, however, is that McDaniel is a cynical…

Jeb Bush Wants Someone to Primary Trump (Not Jeb, Though) Jeb Bush Wants Someone to Primary Trump (Not Jeb, Though)

America under President Donald Trump has gotten so unfathomably ridiculous and awful, that it’s easy to forget the absolute murderers row of ghouls, kooks, and noodle-brains he beat out for the Republican presidential nomination way back in the halcyon days of 2016. But never fear: Jeb! Bush (please clap) is back to…

Anti-Muslim Bigots Send Hollow Condolences After New Zealand Attacks Anti-Muslim Bigots Send Hollow Condolences After New Zealand Attacks

As the world reels from the murder of at least 49 people in a horrific attack against Muslims at two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, conservatives across the world—many of whom have helped stoke hatred of Muslims—have wasted little time offering the absolute worst, most mealy-mouthed and hypocritical lip service…

Just the President Threatening to Unleash Waves of Violence on His Political Rivals Just the President Threatening to Unleash Waves of Violence on His Political Rivals

It says a lot about the state of the country when the President of the United States can make a laudatory, if oblique, reference to having fascist goon squads commit violence on his behalf, and it’s not the biggest headline of the day. Nevertheless, that’s evidently where we are after Donald Trump’s latest, sincerely…

Senate Hands Trump His Ass Over the Border Wall, For Now Senate Hands Trump His Ass Over the Border Wall, For Now

The Senate resoundingly voted to overturn President Donald Trump’s wholly fabricated National Emergency declaration on Thursday, with 12 Republicans joining Democrats for a final vote of 59 to 41.

Trump on Beto: HANDS Trump on Beto: HANDS

Former Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke finally announced he was running for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination on Thursday. At campaign appearance in Iowa this morning, he flapped his hands around a lot while hollering about America—something that did not escape the notice of our eagle-eyed president.

Trump: Bad Plane Sucks, My Plane Good Trump: Bad Plane Sucks, My Plane Good

President Donald Trump, a 72 year old man who does not use email and yearns for the days of the steam engine, has had a rough go of it with planes recently. But here’s some good news: he’s reportedly an aviation expert now.

Weird. I thought Mike Pence was really, absolutely, 100 percent definitely gonna save the day on this one. Oh well. Sucks to suck, dude.

Texas Teen Pranks Anti-Immigrant Lieutenant Governor With 'Abolish ICE' Painting Texas Teen Pranks Anti-Immigrant Lieutenant Governor With 'Abolish ICE' Painting

It must be nice to go through life blissfully unaware when teens make you the extremely well-deserving butt of their extremely rad joke. Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick is one of those lucky few who have absolutely no sense of self.

Double Trouble Double Trouble

Paul Manafort, the former chairman of President Donald Trump’s 2016 election campaign, was sentenced to 73 months in prison in a Washington, D.C. courtroom on Wednesday—his second multi-year sentence in just under a week.

A Fun Little Anecdote About the Dummies in the White House A Fun Little Anecdote About the Dummies in the White House

As we get closer to the release date of journalist Vicki Ward’s new tell-all investigative book Kushner, Inc., more excerpts are being released publicly which paint the Trump White House as the sort of finely tuned, high-performance machine you’d expect from a dedicated cadre of extremely qualified professionals.

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