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Remembering Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Who Died in 1818 Remembering Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Who Died in 1818

Though Rudolf Gunvaldr Hjálmarrssøn Renskräshål (1804-1818) is perhaps better known as Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, it is unclear whether he ever led Santa Claus’ sleigh, much less possessed the “very shiny” red nose Gene Autry sang about in 1949.

This Week in Tabloids: Kate's a Red Herring!! Meghan's Real Royal Nemesis Is Charlotte!!!! This Week in Tabloids: Kate's a Red Herring!! Meghan's Real Royal Nemesis Is Charlotte!!!!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup that I’m gonna hijack for just a second to say bye! I’m leaving! I wasn’t really here that long, so I don’t know if a proper goodbye post is warranted, but I got a new job! I’ll still be a contributor here but just not nearly as regularly so I guess this is…

Trump Says More Bad Shit I Hate Trump Says More Bad Shit I Hate

I think this is my last Barf Bag? It’s been barfy, everyone……

Jason Momoa Bad, Naked Mole Rat Queen Good Jason Momoa Bad, Naked Mole Rat Queen Good

Almost exactly five years ago, former Jezebel staffer Lindy West wrote our site’s very first dedicated blog post to Jason Momoa, calling the actor “Earth’s hunkiest horse-lord.” The implication of said blog post was that he was good, and he was, at the time. But it turns out that he is bad. People are either good or…

116 Ways to Ruin a Perfectly Fine Dress 116 Ways to Ruin a Perfectly Fine Dress

LeAnne Locken from The Real Housewives of Dallas popped by Page Six’s office to model all the ways one might wear L’Infinity, the “ultimate little black dress” she released earlier this year.

Hot Woman Doesn't Win Hot Woman Contest Hot Woman Doesn't Win Hot Woman Contest

Angela Ponce represented Spain at the international hot woman contest in Thailand on Sunday. She looked great, but, as E! News reports, the judges decided to crown Catriona Gray from the Philippines, who also looked great. Ponce, still hot, will be fine.

Gia Gunn's Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent Make Drag Race Worth Watching Gia Gunn's Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent Make Drag Race Worth Watching

On Friday’s season premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, the bewiggèd host told the contestants that if they could “harness the power” of their “charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent,” they’d “rule the Drag Race hall of fame.” I’m pleased to report that Gia Gunn disregarded RuPaul’s advice entirely, unleashing…

This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Lopez Keeps Rubbing It In This Week in Tabloids: Jennifer Lopez Keeps Rubbing It In

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup, where the stars are just like us in the sense that they are also, presumably, ignoring Katie McDonough’s unprovoked tangents on the benefits of CBD.

They Look Great They Look Great

VH1 just released the first 14 minutes of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars season four, premiering this Friday, and I’m pleased to report that the budget is there.

Marriage Wasn't Supposed to Be 'A Great Thing,' Says Esther Perel Marriage Wasn't Supposed to Be 'A Great Thing,' Says Esther Perel

In a new interview with The New Yorker, psychotherapist and podcaster Esther Perel shared the secrets to a functioning marriage, what kinds of problems couples bring to her office, and how our expectations for marriage far exceed the institution’s original, intended purpose.

What the New Stranger Things Trailer Might Tell Us About Season 3 What the New Stranger Things Trailer Might Tell Us About Season 3

Netflix released a teaser trailer for Season 3 of Stranger Things on Sunday, The Los Angeles Times reports, revealing the names of the episodes but like, not much else.

This Week in Tabloids: What Circle of Hell Is This Nonexistent Brad and Jen News Cycle? This Week in Tabloids: What Circle of Hell Is This Nonexistent Brad and Jen News Cycle?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup, where one taught me huh, one taught me stop it, one taught me sure, and the other one is Us Weekly [not pictured].

No One Gets to Be President Anymore No One Gets to Be President Anymore

Everyone barfed in the bag but me.

You Guys Really Like RuPaul's Drag Race Huh You Guys Really Like RuPaul's Drag Race Huh

RuPaul’s Drag Race is really fucking popular, Entertainment Weekly reports. Reddit released new data on Tuesday ranking the most discussed television shows on its various subreddits, ranked by how many unique pageviews that show’s subreddit got in the 2018 calendar year. VH1's Emmy-winning drag reality show came out…

Eggs Are Not Feminist, But Dairy Is (With Conditions) Eggs Are Not Feminist, But Dairy Is (With Conditions)

Which foods are feminist, and which ones are not? Should I give my spaghetti to Gloria Steinem? Should she give me hers? Should no one spaghett? Can I only eat a broccoli if it looks like a Venus? If I spill out my Haribo alphabet gummies and they don’t spell “COMBAHEE RIVER COLLECTIVE IS GOOD” on the first try do I…

Here's Who Should Host the Oscars Here's Who Should Host the Oscars

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences still hasn’t found its 2019 Oscars host, says The Hollywood Reporter. This isn’t completely out of the ordinary—around this same time last year, Jimmy Kimmel was announced as the 2018 host—but they’ve usually locked someone down by October at the latest.

Gym TV Recap, Vol. 1: Desperately Seeking Narrative Gym TV Recap, Vol. 1: Desperately Seeking Narrative

RETRO FITNESS, BROOKLYN, NEW YORK—Hey, look! It’s tender moist chicken, perfect for dinner. I know this because the Philips smokeless grill informercial says it’s “tender moist chicken, perfect for dinner.” I wouldn’t know, personally. I’ve made meat like three or four times in my life. When people ask, I tell them I…

What the Hell Are 'Female-Presenting Nipples'? What the Hell Are 'Female-Presenting Nipples'?

As reported by Jezebel staff writer Tracy Clark-Flory, Tumblr’s banning all “adult content” from its platform because it is run by big idiot nerds who don’t care about the sex workers whose content they’ve happily monetized for years.

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