Stephen A. Crockett Jr.'s posts - Polish uPOST

Advertisers Are Leaving Tucker Carlson After Finally Realizing He Is Who He's Always Been Advertisers Are Leaving Tucker Carlson After Finally Realizing He Is Who He's Always Been

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson just proved that even a Fox News host can never go full racist, unless he’s Sean Hannity. Advertisers are reportedly dropping from Carlson’s primetime program Tucker Carlson Tonight after he claimed on his show, on Thursday, that immigrants make America “poorer and dirtier and more divided.”

The Devil's Mouthpiece Says Trump Will Find Other Ways to Fund His Dumb Wall and We Have Some Ideas The Devil's Mouthpiece Says Trump Will Find Other Ways to Fund His Dumb Wall and We Have Some Ideas

President Trump doesn’t run the White House. He doesn’t run the Waffle House, Run’s House, the House of Pancakes or any house. And as such, once the president got home with the GOP lagging behind him, he calmly suggested—the way that suggestions sounds like a mom telling you to change out of your shorts and put on…

Eric Reid Has Been Drug Tested 7 Times in 11 Weeks Because the NFL is the Trump Administration of Sports Eric Reid Has Been Drug Tested 7 Times in 11 Weeks Because the NFL is the Trump Administration of Sports

The NFL is the Trump administration of American sports leagues. Despite being almost 70 percent black, the NFL ownership doesn’t care about black people. They bend policies, hire accused domestic abusers, and make no bones about doing whatever they want with impunity. Sounds a lot like the current administration,…

Trump Is Really Going to Shut Down the Government If He Doesn’t Get His Lego Wall for Christmas Trump Is Really Going to Shut Down the Government If He Doesn’t Get His Lego Wall for Christmas

President Toddler Von BabyVomit is really sticking to his guns about this dumb ass-wall, threatening to shut down the government until he gets a Lego Mexican Border Wall playset that is going to kill all kinds of butterflies or some shit.

Vandals Kill Black Santa Vandals Kill Black Santa

Homeowners in an Oregon neighborhood thought that they could have an inflatable black Santa on their lawn but quickly learned that vandals— apparently believing that Santa was born in Kenya and not America—murked black Santa in a heinous murder.

Statue of Fredrick Douglass, Umar Johnson's 8th Cousin On His Father’s Side, Destroyed Statue of Fredrick Douglass, Umar Johnson's 8th Cousin On His Father’s Side, Destroyed

Two grown-ass men decided that it would fun to steal a statue of Fredrick Douglass, who was reportedly minding his own business and just hanging out because that’s what statues do.

Stephen Miller Should've Gone to a Black Barber, Instead He Sprayed-Painted His Scalp With White Man Bigen Stephen Miller Should've Gone to a Black Barber, Instead He Sprayed-Painted His Scalp With White Man Bigen

Sunday was Stephen Miller’s big day. The White House decided to trot out President Trump’s senior policy adviser to speak on... who cares WTF he was there to speak on because no one could pay attention because Stephen Miller went on national TV in front of God and errbody sporting a white man bigen blackout.

Alton Sterling's 18-Year-Old Son Accused of Raping 8-Year-Old Boy: Report Alton Sterling's 18-Year-Old Son Accused of Raping 8-Year-Old Boy: Report

Cameron Sterling, the son of Alton Sterling, has been arrested for allegedly raping an 8-year-old boy he was supposed to be babysitting.

Christmas Miracle: Bank Pays Off Single Mom’s $150,000 Student Loan Debt Christmas Miracle: Bank Pays Off Single Mom’s $150,000 Student Loan Debt

There really is a Santa Claus and his real, government name is Fifth Third Bank.

Michael Cohen Might Spend His Time Behind Bars in One of America’s Cushiest Prisons Unless ... Michael Cohen Might Spend His Time Behind Bars in One of America’s Cushiest Prisons Unless ...

If you are white person sentenced for a white collar crime, then you want to do prison time at the cushy FCI Otisville. It’s all the rage.

The Dumbass President Really Thought Actor Christian Bale Was Bruce Wayne The Dumbass President Really Thought Actor Christian Bale Was Bruce Wayne

When actor Christian Bale met Donald Trump, he couldn’t understand why he kept talking about how much they are alike, considering they’d both lost their parents and here he was living in Trump Tower and Bale was residing in Wayne Manor. Trump told Bale of his days as a single millionaire philanthropist but it wasn’t…

Trump Accomplice Michael Cohen Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison  Trump Accomplice Michael Cohen Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison 

Despite singing like he’s the real king of R&B, President Trump’s personal fixer and former lawyer, also known as the human flea, Michael Cohen, has been sentenced to three years in prison for crimes committed during his tenure with dirty dog President Trump.

The Trump Administration Paid a Company $13.6 Million to Find Agents to Round Up Immigrants. They Hired 2 People The Trump Administration Paid a Company $13.6 Million to Find Agents to Round Up Immigrants. They Hired 2 People

First, Trump created a war with Mexican migrants that could only be solved by building this dumb-ass border wall. Then Trump moonwalked back on campaign promises that Mexico would pay for this dumb-ass wall. Now Trump is threatening to shut down the government if he’s not given money for this dumb-ass wall, and while…

Trump Believes People Would Revolt If He’s Impeached. By ‘People’ He Means Wypipo Trump Believes People Would Revolt If He’s Impeached. By ‘People’ He Means Wypipo

President Donald Trump really believes that if he’s impeached chaos would ensue. He honestly believes that his tiki torch mob would set this world ablaze and the world would stink of fire and brimstone.

Nancy Pelosi Questions Trump’s Manhood. Presidential Rage-Tweeting to Begin in 3... 2... 1... Nancy Pelosi Questions Trump’s Manhood. Presidential Rage-Tweeting to Begin in 3... 2... 1...

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) are done attempting to play nice with the president. Come January, the Democrats will run the House and much like Kid and Play in the seminal classics House Party 1, 2, and yes, 3, they are about to dance battle all…

Mitch 'Turtle Face' McConnell Changes Tune, Pushes For Criminal Justice Reform Bill Vote Mitch 'Turtle Face' McConnell Changes Tune, Pushes For Criminal Justice Reform Bill Vote

Maybe the Conservative right is trying to play nice with the incoming Democrats taking over the house, or maybe because of Kim Kardashian (you know, the uber-famous basic white woman with the black add-on’s humanitarian efforts that freed unjustly incarcerated Alice Johnson), or maybe because it’s close to Christmas,…

No One Wants to be Trump's Chief of Staff Because the Job Sucks No One Wants to be Trump's Chief of Staff Because the Job Sucks

As it turns out, the emperor has no clothes and no chief of staff because no one wants that miserable-ass job of being the Spliff Starr to the president’s Busta Rhymes. John F. Kelly bounced on the president’s ass mostly because he didn’t know that the chief of staff job meant changing the executive television from…

Trump Invited Democratic Leaders to the White House and It Was an Absolute Shit Show Trump Invited Democratic Leaders to the White House and It Was an Absolute Shit Show

For some reason unbeknownst to God and errrbody, President Donald Trump thought it was a good idea to host top House and Senate Democrats at the Oval Office. He invited the same Dems he openly mocks on his Twitter and made the meeting open to the press.

The President Lies So Much The Washington Post Invented a New Rating for His Mistruths  The President Lies So Much The Washington Post Invented a New Rating for His Mistruths 

The president of people who enjoyed LL Cool J’s verse on Accidental Racist lies so much that Washington Post fact-checker Glenn Kessler has had to introduce a new rating called the “the Bottomless Pinocchio” for politicians like Trump “who repeat a false claim so many times that they are, in effect, engaging in…

It's Official: The President Is an Idiot and This Tweet Is The 'Smocking' Gun It's Official: The President Is an Idiot and This Tweet Is The 'Smocking' Gun

President Donald J. Trump is a signed, card-carrying rage tweeter. Normally, when he’s rage tweeting about the Russia investigation, it’s easy to look past his grammar because it’s amusing to see him folding under the pressure of the investigation in real time.

More Stephen A. Crockett Jr.'s posts »

Language