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The stars are gone, I am forlorn

*clap clap clap clap* Deep in the heart, of Kinja!

OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWWWD OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWWWD

The prodigal son returns!

A weird, annoying, sex problem (tmi, obviously)

Well, not sex sex... jillin off, aka the solitaire of sex.

Some more Karmic justice you may have missed yesterday

Man who mocked the Women’s March by saying “Will the women’s march end in time for them to cook dinner?”gets thrown out on his ass by a woman who was inspired by to run by his misogyny.

How little did you accomplish today because of this man? How little did you accomplish today because of this man?

I have spent the entire day doing nothing but reading about the various revelations today, mostly about the guilty plea of George Papajohnspizzasucks and all the little details buried within. It was time probably better spent elsewhere, but man did it feel gooooooooooooooooooood :3

What's a good, casual, 'goes with any t-shirt' skirt? What's a good, casual, 'goes with any t-shirt' skirt?

I’m looking for something that’s like, the equivalent of jeans more or less. Because I have a collection of silly t-shirts like the one pictured here, and it would be nice to be able to wear them with something other than jeans and leggings. But I’m also incredibly lazy, and so it would be very nice to have something…

Is this that "quarter-life crisis" I've heard so much about? Is this that "quarter-life crisis" I've heard so much about?

So I’ve finally finished my PhD (yay!). It was a LONG haul, and pretty exhausting.

THE MYSTERY OF TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS THE MYSTERY OF TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS

I guess we’ll have to keep wondering, because Rachel gave us next to nothing :|

Ready to have your blood boil?

Michael Flynn last July: “If I did a tenth of what [Hillary Clinton] did, I would be in jail”

Donald Trump is the first "Female" President

In that he embodies every negative stereotype people cite as why a woman shouldn’t be the president:

Home for the weekend, already got into a shouting match with my mom Home for the weekend, already got into a shouting match with my mom

It was like listening to a pull-string doll of Fox News talking points.

Looks like Gawker.com is in "archive mode" or something

Seems like they’ve disconnected it from the rest of kinja and left only the articles there... comments are gone.

SCOTUS grants temporary block on trans teen from using the correct bathroom

Unfortunately, your bae Stephen Breyer decided that a boy going into the boy’s room is a massive, threatening menace to the point of requiring a stay on a lower court’s decision to allow him to use the correct bathroom, until the issue can be considered fully. The women of the SCOTUS were awesome as always and voted…

Bedsheets: Tuck or No Tuck? What's your preference? Bedsheets: Tuck or No Tuck? What's your preference?

Unlike George Costanza, I like the sheets tucked... I toss and turn at night, so if they’re not anchored to something, I wind up wrapping them around me like a boa constrictor. Plus it makes me feel safer from any potential monsters under the bed.

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