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Here Is Samuel L. Jackson Being Forced to Give La La Land An Oscar

La La Land won the Oscar for Best Original Song. The award was handed out by Samuel L. Jackson. He presented the statue to three white men who won an award for making jazz music.

Courtney Love Scolds Ryan Lochte for Being Dumb Courtney Love Scolds Ryan Lochte for Being Dumb

In today’s Tweet Beat, Courtney Love expresses her displeasure, Yoko Ono is a fan of rain and Samuel L Jackson is a women’s water polo fan.

Donald Trump and Samuel L. Jackson Are Dudefighting Over a Game of Golf Donald Trump and Samuel L. Jackson Are Dudefighting Over a Game of Golf

Donald Trump is still breathing, so of course he is engaged in yet another petty argument that only bolsters the case that he’s an animatronic buffoon in an expensive suit and oversized veneers.

Please Welcome to the Stage Sam Elliott, Doing Your Friend Becky's 'Bad Blood'

Sam Elliott’s voice is very distinct in a way that you don’t know whether he’s going to read you a bedtime story or explain exactly why he’s about to execute you at point-blank range. That’s why the veteran actor and star of the upcoming Grandma is the perfect person to do a spoken word rendition of Taylor Swift’s…

Samuel L. Jackson Challenges Celebs to Sing "I Can't Breathe" Samuel L. Jackson Challenges Celebs to Sing "I Can't Breathe"

Sam Jackson has a real challenge for all the celebrities who ever-so-boldly dumped a bucket of ice water on their head for ALS—he wants them to sing a song inspired by Eric Garner calling for the end of police violence. Awesome.

Every Single Time Samuel L. Jackson Has Said 'Motherfucker' on Film Every Single Time Samuel L. Jackson Has Said 'Motherfucker' on Film

Everyone knows Samuel L. Jackson loves to say "motherfucker" in his films. It's a beautiful, glorious word when it rolls off his tongue. Jackson saying "motherfucker" is like Laurence Olivier reciting lines from Hamlet. It's like the sound of unicorns tickling puppies and then calling them "motherfuckers."

Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple

Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look…

Watch Samuel L. Jackson Perform Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World Watch Samuel L. Jackson Perform Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World

America's best shouting dramatic actor, Mr. Samuel L. Jackson takes on a daring and bold slam poetry performance for Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show.

Julia Roberts's Half-Sister, Nancy Motes, Found Dead at Age 37 Julia Roberts's Half-Sister, Nancy Motes, Found Dead at Age 37

This is terribly sad. Nancy Motes, the younger half-sister of Julia and Eric Roberts, has been found dead in Los Angeles of an apparent drug overdose. Motes was last in the news in summer of 2013, when she revealed that Julia Roberts "taunted" her until she got gastric bypass surgery. :-\

Tom Hiddleston does Samuel L. Jackson as Motherf*cking Loki Tom Hiddleston does Samuel L. Jackson as Motherf*cking Loki

Tom Hiddleston's impression of Owen Wilson playing Loki is remarkably spot-on, and it turns out that he has a bunch of these actors-as-Loki bits up his sleeve. His Samuel L. Jackson impression involves a bit more swearing.

Watch Samuel L. Jackson Do a Walter White Monologue Watch Samuel L. Jackson Do a Walter White Monologue

In case you're not on Reddit (and if that's the case, pat yourself on the back because you're not an Internet-addicted waste human like me), Samuel L. Jackson has been doing this thing where he asked Redditers to submit 300 word monologues, one of which he would choose to perform. According to the post, members of…

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson Get in a Holiday Sad-Off Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson Get in a Holiday Sad-Off

Both Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson have movies coming out this holiday season that deal with some very bleak and heartbreaking content. Hathaway, of course, has Les Miserables, in which she plays a dying hooker working to support her child, and Jackson has Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained, a film about a…

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Tried to Stage an Intervention Today, Lindsay Called the Cops Lindsay Lohan's Dad Tried to Stage an Intervention Today, Lindsay Called the Cops

Lindsay Lohan called police to her own Beverly Hills home after Lohan's father Michael and other members of her "team" attempted to stage an intervention and get her into treatment. Michael Lohan believes Lindsay has "fallen off the wagon" and hangs out with "a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts," which could…

There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad There's A Microscopic Chance That O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Dad

While the National Enquirer isn't something I'd even wipe my ass with most of the time, these rumors might actually have some weight. Maybe. Possibly. Kris Jenner's well-known straying from the late Robert Kardashian included a dalliance with O.J. Simpson, one of Kardashian's most famous clients, in 1983. You guys…

Samuel L. Jackson to Use String of Expletives to Urge Americans to Vote for President Obama Samuel L. Jackson to Use String of Expletives to Urge Americans to Vote for President Obama

This isn't a setup for a hilarious joke; it's the goddamn truth — the same SuperPAC that brought us that ad where Sarah Silverman offered to scissor Sheldon Adelson in a bikini bottom is behind a new ad that will show Samuel L. Jackson doing what he does best: dropping F bombs.

No One Loves the Olympics Like Samuel L. Jackson Loves the Olympics No One Loves the Olympics Like Samuel L. Jackson Loves the Olympics

In today's Tweet Beat, Samuel L. Jackson is loving women's weightlifting, Gabby Douglas captures Iman's heart, Nathan Fillion advises you to check your handshake and Olivia Wilde has lost all of our phone numbers.

John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn't Ask Her If It's Raining John Malkovich and Siri Hit It Off, Probably Because He Doesn't Ask Her If It's Raining

Siri may deny knowing Samuel L. Jackson and be irritated by certain members of the Deschanel family that insist on asking insipid questions about the weather, but she apparently does like some people. In the newest ad for Apple's iPhone 4S, she and John Malkovich seem to share quite a deep connection. Well, as deep…

Let Samuel L. Jackson Tell Your Kids To "Go the Fuck to Sleep" Let Samuel L. Jackson Tell Your Kids To "Go the Fuck to Sleep"

When award-winning novelist and author Adam Mansbach was dealing with his daughter's countless sleepless nights, he took to writing down his feelings on the fairly-frustrating matter. What resulted was Go The Fuck To Sleep, a children's book parody of that gut-feeling that a lot of us feel as we read our children…

Iron Man 2 Will Be Huge. The Premiere? Hugely Cringe-Inducing Iron Man 2 Will Be Huge. The Premiere? Hugely Cringe-Inducing

The world premiere of Iron Man 2, at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre, was so chock-a-block with strange shoes and sexyface and shiny, unhappy dresses and short-shorts that we're as exhausted as if we'd been clomping around in an iron suit.

Gif Wrap: Animated Celebs At The Academy Awards Gif Wrap: Animated Celebs At The Academy Awards

Last night's Academy Awards ceremony was slightly on the boring side, but thankfully, the audience was full of entertainers, who couldn't help but make goofy faces—whether intentional or not—to our delight. Here they are, in endless rotating animation.

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