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Congratulations to Scott Pruitt on His $43,000 Phone Call  Congratulations to Scott Pruitt on His $43,000 Phone Call 

Remember shameless grifter and former Environmental Protection Agency head Scott Pruitt’s $43,000 phone booth, which he argued was “necessary for me to be able to do my job?”

Grifter Resigns  Grifter Resigns 

Donald Trump announced on Thursday that Scott Pruitt, the nation’s most powerful grifter, has resigned as director of the Environmental Protection Agency.

Get This Look: Tactical Pants Get This Look: Tactical Pants

Hi, there’s something I really need to talk to you about. It’s been weighing on my mind for the past 24 hours. It starts with a “T,” and ends with an “-actical pants.” Yes—I’m talking about tactical pants.

A Running List of Every Shady Ass Thing Scott Pruitt Has Done As EPA Chief (So Far) [UPDATED] A Running List of Every Shady Ass Thing Scott Pruitt Has Done As EPA Chief (So Far) [UPDATED]

Scott Pruitt is a climate change denier who refuses to accept the scientific consensus that human activity is the leading cause of global warming; he is using his perch at the Environmental Protection Agency to dismantle regulations on his buddies in the oil and gas industry; and he doesn’t even like the EPA, which is…

Free Mattress-Seeker Scott Pruitt Also Used His Position to Try to Get His Wife a Job at Chick-fil-A Free Mattress-Seeker Scott Pruitt Also Used His Position to Try to Get His Wife a Job at Chick-fil-A

It’s weird how when Scott Pruitt does stuff he isn’t supposed to do—so, most days—those things always end up being kind of depressing, eliciting the same very particular sort of bored carsick feeling that I always get while standing in line at the post office. This time? The Washington Post reports that Pruitt had his…

Scott Pruitt Defies Haters, Lives His Best Publicly Subsidized Life

As of today, Scott Pruitt continues to hang on at the EPA, despite a mountain of ethics investigations suggesting that he has enriched himself and his friends at the expense of the American public and the health of the planet. To that, we at Jezebel say: How inspiring. If only we could all be so attentive to our…

If Scott Pruitt Gets Fired, His Replacement Is a Former Coal Lobbyist  If Scott Pruitt Gets Fired, His Replacement Is a Former Coal Lobbyist 

Aw, how cute, you thought Scott Pruitt’s hypothetical firing would lead to his replacement by someone less bad? No such luck, unfortunately!

Even Scott Pruitt's Asshole Political Appointees Are Miserable Even Scott Pruitt's Asshole Political Appointees Are Miserable

Recall, if you would, that endless drip of demoralizing reports on the misery of career EPA staffers under Administrator Scott Pruitt. Well, it turns out Pruitt is more of an equal-opportunity employer, at least when it comes to inspiring feelings of anger and distress: At the EPA, sources told Axios, everyone is…

In Very Smart Move, Scott Pruitt Aide Tried to Sic Press on Ryan Zinke to Take Heat Off EPA  In Very Smart Move, Scott Pruitt Aide Tried to Sic Press on Ryan Zinke to Take Heat Off EPA 

Amid an absolute barrage of negative stories about sweaty hustler and EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, one intrepid aide attempted to use the ancient art of misdirection in order to protect his boss.

Have 170 People Ever Called for Your Resignation Over Multiple Instances of Corruption and Egregious Mismanagement?  Have 170 People Ever Called for Your Resignation Over Multiple Instances of Corruption and Egregious Mismanagement? 

Because this is what has happened to Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt, whose face is shiny and tight like a mask.

How Many Reasons to Love the Scott Pruitt Investigation? Let Me Count the Ever-Growing Ways  How Many Reasons to Love the Scott Pruitt Investigation? Let Me Count the Ever-Growing Ways 

On top of pending investigations into snake oil (literal oil) huckster Scott Pruitt’s myriad ethical breaches, Republican Congressperson and House Oversight Chairman Trey Gowdy (SC) added further reasons to investigate the EPA administrator on Friday. The offenses are not like destroying the climate so hard that I…

We're Good With Scott Pruitt Murdering Life on Earth Though, Right? We're Good With Scott Pruitt Murdering Life on Earth Though, Right?

E.P.A. Administrator Scott Pruitt’s evil is pretty underrated. Drowned out by the administration’s daily cacophony of homophobic manikins and misogynistic mouth-breathers and racist cave-dwellers, Pruitt plays more of a Mr. Burns, plotting in the wings, slowly dismantling the agency he is sworn to protect. But now…

What Time Will Scott Pruitt Be Fired?  What Time Will Scott Pruitt Be Fired? 

It’s raining Cabinet members, and some say EPA administrator and water poisoning enthusiast Scott Pruitt’s time is running out. Others say “I hope he’s going to be great.” In the end, it might not matter enormously, as he could very easily be replaced by that redheaded Koch boy who designs button-down t-shirts …

Scott Pruitt Wants the EPA to Spend Less on the Environment and More on His Favorite Aides  Scott Pruitt Wants the EPA to Spend Less on the Environment and More on His Favorite Aides 

When the Trump administration proposed cutting the Environmental Protection Agency’s funding by a staggering 31 percent, Scott Pruitt told Congress that was fine. “I believe we can fulfill the mission of our agency with a trim budget,” the agency administrator said at the time. Congress ultimately rejected those cuts…

EPA Administrator 'Always Carries a Fake Nose Around' EPA Administrator 'Always Carries a Fake Nose Around'

A run-of-the-mill news item about a Wisconsin mom who spied on her daughter’s driving test has blown the lid off a thrilling caper of mystery and deception centered around a crazed federal employee who lives a double life: one, as a woman with one nose; and another, as a woman with a slightly different nose.

Another Day, Another Outlandishly Secretive Presidential Golf Outing  Another Day, Another Outlandishly Secretive Presidential Golf Outing 

I do love living inside the world’s shittiest Pink Panther remake.

You Can't Make This Shit Up 

Under Scott Pruitt’s sweaty reign, the Environmental Protection Agency has become an oozing, sludge-spewing tool of the petrochemical barons who run this godforsaken country, which is why it’s very, very funny that there’s reportedly “poop exploding out of the water fountains” at the actual EPA headquarters right now.…

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