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There Will Never Not Be Reboots (of Reboots of Reboots) There Will Never Not Be Reboots (of Reboots of Reboots)

Everything that was once old and then became new and then got old again is once again new. See what I did there? I rebooted an aphorism. You like reboots don’t you? Hollywood is quite sure of it, and when has Hollywood ever been wrong?

Congrats to Minnie Mouse, Who Finally Got Her Hollywood Walk of Fame Star  Congrats to Minnie Mouse, Who Finally Got Her Hollywood Walk of Fame Star 

Minnie Mouse—icon—has been granted a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

White Actors Are Supposedly Being 'Tanned' to Play Parts in Disney's Live-Action Aladdin White Actors Are Supposedly Being 'Tanned' to Play Parts in Disney's Live-Action Aladdin

Disney reportedly struggled to fill its male lead for Aladdin last summer. Perhaps it was all a clever marketing ploy to get the public invested, perhaps they wanted kudos for not immediately casting a white guy instead, but eventually, the role went to Egyptian-Canadian actor Mena Massoud. Now, what to do about the…

Disney Hotels Are Replacing 'Do Not Disturb' Signs With 'Room Occupied' Signs Disney Hotels Are Replacing 'Do Not Disturb' Signs With 'Room Occupied' Signs

Disney has rolled out a new policy at their three monorail resorts near the Magic Kingdom, eradicating the “Do Not Disturb” sign. You will now be disturbed at least once a day for “guest safety.”

The Power Went Out At Disneyland, Just Like in All Your Nightmares The Power Went Out At Disneyland, Just Like in All Your Nightmares

For some children, Disneyland is a magical fantasy kingdom full of spinning teacups, Mickey Mouse-shaped waffles, and animated characters who will hug you. For me, though, the amusement park beheld untold terrors, like eerily mute Belles who looked NOTHING like the real thing, not to mention the possibility that at…

Louis C.K. Has Been Dubbed Out of a Cartoon Where He Played a Monster Who Tells People to Get In His Mouth

Louis C.K. has retreated into the dark, where he is making tiny piles of amends to sleep on. Meanwhile, his many employers left behind are dealing with the fall-out of losing their star. That includes Gravity Falls, the Disney Channel cartoon where C.K. voiced a one-armed monster who tried to talk people into getting…

Disney Music Executive Has Been Arrested on Child Sexual Abuse Charges Disney Music Executive Has Been Arrested on Child Sexual Abuse Charges

This weekend spewed plenty more slime for the chumbucket (the Running List of Alleged Predators Facing Accusations and Consequences Post-Weinstein) (refresh later for updates), but particularly horrendous was Variety’s report that Disney music executive Jon Heely has been charged with three counts of child sexual…

Live Action Chinese Tale Mulan Will Indeed Star a Chinese Actress Live Action Chinese Tale Mulan Will Indeed Star a Chinese Actress

After a worldwide search Disney’s live action Mulan production has finally found their star. And if you thought that the title role would go to a white actress, have no fear! Your new Mulan is Chinese actress Liu Yifei, also known as Crystal Liu.

Disney Ends Its Screening Ban On The L.A. Times  Disney Ends Its Screening Ban On The L.A. Times 

Friday the Los Angeles Times published a note revealing that Walt Disney Studios had blocked its writers from attending upcoming movie screenings due to critical reporting they had done on Disneyland’s relationship to the city of Anaheim. Now Disney has reportedly rescinded the blackout based on a media-wide backlash…

L.A. Times Claims Disney Has Blocked Them From Screenings Over 'Unfair' Reports L.A. Times Claims Disney Has Blocked Them From Screenings Over 'Unfair' Reports

Disney has barred the Los Angeles Times from receiving advance screenings of its films, after the paper reported on Disneyland’s alleged corrupt deals with public officials in Anaheim, California.

Everything About Disney and ABC's 'Pink Slime' Settlement Should Scare the Hell Out of You Everything About Disney and ABC's 'Pink Slime' Settlement Should Scare the Hell Out of You

News of perhaps the largest defamation settlement in U.S. history came and went with a whimper last week. In two footnotes in its third-quarter earnings report, The Walt Disney Company whispered that it spent a cool $177 million—not including additional cash from insurers—“in connection with the settlement of…

Some Tea About the Man Who Voiced Kermit the Frog Some Tea About the Man Who Voiced Kermit the Frog

The man who took over voicing Kermit the Frog after the 1990 death of Jim Henson has been fired, and the reason why depends on who’s telling the story.

Disney-fy Your Wardrobe With This Uniqlo T-Shirt Sale Disney-fy Your Wardrobe With This Uniqlo T-Shirt Sale

Uniqlo has a plethora of awesome graphic t-shirts for great prices. To celebrate the one year anniversary of their Disney collaboration, they’re marking down all the Disney shirts to as low as $10. Choose from Minnie and Mickey, Star Wars, classic Disney movies, and more.

Disney Is Turning a Wench From the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Into a Pirate, for Feminism  Disney Is Turning a Wench From the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Into a Pirate, for Feminism 

A redheaded wench intended to be sold off to pirates on the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride in Disney World, Disneyland and Disneyland Paris is getting a major promotion: she’s gonna be a swashbuckling pirate too! Hooray!

Op-Ed Writer Suggests Orlando's Gay Friendliness Has Caused a Decline in Disney World Admissions Op-Ed Writer Suggests Orlando's Gay Friendliness Has Caused a Decline in Disney World Admissions

Out of all of the takes commemorating the first anniversary of the Pulse massacre in Orlando, none was as... singular in its vision as that from the Orlando Sentinel called “As Disney reports drop in guests, is Orlando’s post-Pulse embrace of LGBT too tight?” by one C. Britt Beemer. In it, Beemer suggested that a…

Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen to Play Gay Lovers in Upcoming Disney Film Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen to Play Gay Lovers in Upcoming Disney Film

Billy Eichner and Seth Rogen have signed on to voice gay lovers Timon and Pumbaa (respectively) in Disney’s upcoming “live action” remake of The Lion King, according to an exclusive report from The Wrap.

Frozen 2 Incoming  Frozen 2 Incoming 

Disney has just announced a release date for the sequel to Frozen: November 27, 2019.

Here's a First Look At Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda On Mary Poppins Set Here's a First Look At Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda On Mary Poppins Set

Behold this gift bestowed to us by one shrewd photographer! You see before you the glorious Emily Blunt and Lin-Manuel Miranda on the set of their forthcoming film, Mary Poppins Returns.

How I Let Disney Track My Every Move How I Let Disney Track My Every Move

On a recent trip to Disney World, I had an unusual experience. I rode a ride. It broke. We were evacuated, and a few minutes later, I got a picture on my phone. It was an empty raft sliding down Splash Mountain, taken at precisely the moment I was walking down the emergency stairwell. It was weird.

No One's More Surprised Than I Am: Beauty and the Beast Was a Goddamn Delight No One's More Surprised Than I Am: Beauty and the Beast Was a Goddamn Delight

If you would have told me that I’d be sandwiched between two friends in a packed theater—gripping their hands as we alternated between sobbing and laughing—at a 9 p.m. showing of Disney’s new live action Beauty and the Beast on opening weekend, I probably wouldn’t have believed you. Turns out, however, that nostalgia…

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