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Like Good Will Hunting 2, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's Divorce May Never Happen Like Good Will Hunting 2, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's Divorce May Never Happen

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have spent the year since announcing their divorce disappointing us all by staying mostly mum about the matter and—in the rare instances they do discuss it—expressing their deep respect and love for each other. They even managed to squash the nanny scandal before she could tell all!…

Dina Lohan Wants Russian Grandkids, and She Wants Them Now Dina Lohan Wants Russian Grandkids, and She Wants Them Now

Dina Lohan might have her daughter Lindsay Lohan’s soul trapped in a gilded cage with only a bottle of whiskey for company, but it looks like that isn’t enough for the 21st century’s answer to Mama Rose. She wants a new star attraction for her human menagerie. And that thing that she wants is Russian grand-babies.

Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Many Things, But I'm Not Sure I Believe Her Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Many Things, But I'm Not Sure I Believe Her

In an interview with Women’s Health, Gwyneth Paltrow discussed her beauty regimen, telling the magazine she believes in “exercise, laughing, having sex, being yourself.” She went on to say, “I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.’” While I believe that she believes in exercise and laughing and…

LiLo Tells Her Mom She Has 'No Right' to Come to England, Is Wrong LiLo Tells Her Mom She Has 'No Right' to Come to England, Is Wrong

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan aren’t so different than you and your mom! They too fight over which old items to sell at a garage sale (she wants to turn your childhood bedroom into an office and who can blame her!) and who’s allowed to go on Celebrity Big Brother. Here’s a question: Why are moms always trying to…

Amanda Seyfried Has Conflicting Emotions About How You Use Instagram Amanda Seyfried Has Conflicting Emotions About How You Use Instagram

A matronly, 29-year old Amanda Seyfried thinks you younguns need to lay off the 'Grammin'.

Taylor Swift Stands Up to Pretty Judgmental Fortune Cookie Taylor Swift Stands Up to Pretty Judgmental Fortune Cookie

When it comes to Taylor Swift, everyone has an opinion. Even this seemingly innocuous fortune cookie.

Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Booze: 'Calm Down' Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Booze: 'Calm Down'

Ultimate Cool Mom Madonna posted an Instagram photo of her 13-year-old son Rocco & friends clutching bottles of vodka with the caption, "The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014." As is their wont, the "fans" commenting on social media have gone absolutely batshit in response. What a very effective thing to do —…

Dina Lohan Ordered to See a Psychiatrist? Should Be Interesting. Dina Lohan Ordered to See a Psychiatrist? Should Be Interesting.

Dina Lohan, the lower demon with the best hair of all, went to court this morning for her DWI cause. In September, if you recall, she was arrested for driving with a BAC of .20.

Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Hello and welcome to Selfie Loathing, your Vanity Smurf k-hole sextravaganza. This week: Darren Criss makes an amazing Jareth; Jennifer Lopez is a doll; Dina Lohan is a pot of gold and Kelly Osbourne makes us cringe. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

Bank Forecloses on Dina Lohan's Home… Again Bank Forecloses on Dina Lohan's Home… Again

Dina Lohan isn't having a great September. It turns out that just before she was popped for a DUI last week, her mortgage lender had started foreclosure proceedings on her $1.3 million Long Island home, citing that she "has failed to comply with the conditions of the mortgage…by failing to pay portions of principal,…

Lindsay Lohan 'Wasn't Surprised' by Dina's Drunk Driving Arrest Lindsay Lohan 'Wasn't Surprised' by Dina's Drunk Driving Arrest

According to a source VERY VERY CLOSE to Lindsay Lohan (her butt, lol), Lindsay wasn't surprised at all by mom Dina's DUI arrest. Lindsay also thinks that Dina is a "bad influence" and has had limited contact with her since entering rehab.

Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Completely Wasted Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Completely Wasted

Dina Lohan's blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit, which would've been fine if she she hadn't been barreling through Long Island in her Beemer at 77 MPH. She was arrested and now the family almost has enough mugshots between them to market a novelty set of playing cards (that I would buy).

Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead without Paula Patton's Love Robin Thicke Says He'd Be Dead without Paula Patton's Love

In the aftermath of Robin-Thicke-Touched-That-One-Lady's-Butt-Gate, Thicke and wife Paula Patton are really laying it on THICK (!!!!) about the awesome power of their epic romahnce. In today's installment, Thicke says he'd be deceased without Patton's many rock-like qualities.

World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their Feud to TV World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their Feud to TV

Did you for one second think that we didn't live in a bizarro circus world where the less-famous parents of very famous people go on television to accuse each other of exhibiting violent behavior and being addicted to cocaine? Well, that's your mistake because as it turns out, that is the exact bizarro circus world…

John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo" John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"

After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to Katy Perry but she turned him down like a maid does beds in a Julian Fellowes drama. Way harsh, Tai. Popcrush reports:

Miley Cyrus Says She Once Dated a Gay Guy--So Who Was It? Miley Cyrus Says She Once Dated a Gay Guy--So Who Was It?

In a new interview, Miley Cyrus waxed poetic about how much she loves going to strip clubs and admiring ladies' jugz. She also revealed that one of her ex-boyfriends is a gay guy. OMG MILEY UR SO BAD.

Hold on to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor! Hold on to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!

ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH: The Palace has announced in an official statement that Kate Middleton is officially in labor. Wait. North Who?

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy …

Philip Seymour Hoffman Goes to Rehab for His Heroin-Snorting Problem Philip Seymour Hoffman Goes to Rehab for His Heroin-Snorting Problem

News has emerged that Philip Seymour Hoffman just got out of detox last Friday after a 10-day stay to kick an addiction that started with prescription drugs and culminated in snorting heroin.

Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much Weight He Almost Went Blind

Today in smart decisions that actors make, Matthew McConaughey, long known for going big or going home (to play shirtless bongos) lost close to 50 damn pounds to play a dying AIDS patient in his new film Dallas Buyers Club. Weight wasn't the only thing McConaughey lost — apparently his vision started to go out, too.

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