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Send This Video of Maggots Eating a Heart-Shaped Donut to Your Love

There are only so many ways to say “I love you,” and sometimes tried-and-true expressions of affection just won’t cut it. On this Valentine’s Day, you can really spice things up by sending your partner this video of wriggling maggots eating a heart-shaped donut.

Black Mirror Just Ruined My Marriage Black Mirror Just Ruined My Marriage

Over the course of just a few seasons, Black Mirror has ruined social media, political engagement, augmented reality, nerd culture, video gaming, and basically everything else—so of course love would be next. This Valentine’s Day, Black Mirror’s new social media campaign brings its True Love Test to the real world,…

Love Conquers All, at Least When It Uses Our Special Valentine's Day Cards Love Conquers All, at Least When It Uses Our Special Valentine's Day Cards

Valentine’s Day is upon us, and—what?! You haven’t bought your loved one a valentine yet? Or, rather, you bought one and it sucked because it wasn’t from io9? Lucky for you, we’re here to help with our annual batch of super-special Valentine’s Day cards for all the nerds and geeks in your life. Because we just love…

These Asexual Animals Don’t Need Love on Valentine’s Day (or Any Day) These Asexual Animals Don’t Need Love on Valentine’s Day (or Any Day)

Does all the stress of finding a partner get you down? Do you ever wish you could just start a family of your own, with kids that looked just like you, but without all of the trouble of finding another individual to mix sex cells with?

Total Shipshow: Wonder Woman and Batman Is the Relationship Gotham Needs Total Shipshow: Wonder Woman and Batman Is the Relationship Gotham Needs

Batman might currently be cozied up to Catwoman, but there’s another leading lady who deserves to wear the batring. Since it’s Valentine’s Day, it seemed like the perfect time to debut our brand-new video series, “Total Shipshow,” where we have people tell us all about their favorite ships. This week, Managing Editor…

Facebook Tries to Make Going 'FB Official' Cool Again Facebook Tries to Make Going 'FB Official' Cool Again

Facebook really wants you to make it “FB official,” send your loved one a fuck-ton of cascading hearts, communicate in heart-eyes emoji, and keep tabs on your partner’s availability to chat. It’s almost as if Facebook has a fundamental misunderstanding of how people are using its platform.

12 Streaming Movies for Nerdy Romantics on Valentine's Day 12 Streaming Movies for Nerdy Romantics on Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day is upon us, so we’ve scoured the big three streaming services—Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime—for movies that meld geeky themes with love. Some are tragic, some are salty, and some even involve zombies. Ain’t love grand?

AI-Generated Candy Heart Messages Let Your 'Sweat Poo' Know It's 'Time 2 Wank' AI-Generated Candy Heart Messages Let Your 'Sweat Poo' Know It's 'Time 2 Wank'

A lot of people are banking on a future ruled by artificial intelligence, but in its current form, AI can still be hilariously dumb.

Get Your Valentine's Flowers In The Nick of Time With This Exclusive 25% Discount Get Your Valentine's Flowers In The Nick of Time With This Exclusive 25% Discount

If you haven’t ordered your Valentine’s flowers yet, this is one of the few times where procrastination pays off. For a limited time, you can click this link to get 25% off any ProFlowers order of $29 or more from this special Valentine’s Day collection.

The Actually Thoughtful, Actually Good Valentine's Day Gift Guide The Actually Thoughtful, Actually Good Valentine's Day Gift Guide

You’re better than that last-minute trip to the drug store for a sad box of chocolate and a card. So we’ve put together a list of gifts we love, that we know your valentine will too.

Send Mom Double the Love with Double the Flowers from The Bouqs Send Mom Double the Love with Double the Flowers from The Bouqs

The Bouqs is probably the best place to use when sending flowers right now. The bouquets are unique and the blooms are harvested from the side of a freakin’ volcano. And right now, you’ll be able to get double the flowers for free. Just choose the Deluxe size of select Mother’s Day bouquets, use the code 2XMOM at…

Here's How You Could Replace Your Car's Fuel Pump With A Human Heart Here's How You Could Replace Your Car's Fuel Pump With A Human Heart

Ah, Valentine’s Day! The day we expect our significant others, lovers, and expensive sex mannequins to gamely pretend to forget about our many, complicated flaws and remember why they got into this mess in the first place. We express this, commonly, by giving one another our hearts—usually symbolically. Since we have…

Watch Some Animals Eat Each Other While They Bone Watch Some Animals Eat Each Other While They Bone

Humans do some pretty freaky shit in the bedroom, but it usually falls short of decapitating and eating each other. Some of our cousins in the animal kingdom do not avoid these trifling taboos.

My Endless Quest to Find the Woman in This Terrifying Tinder Urban Legend My Endless Quest to Find the Woman in This Terrifying Tinder Urban Legend

Here’s a story that includes an old house in the middle of nowhere, a stranger lurking in the shadows (and not in the friendly Boo Radley way) and a popular hook-up app. It just might be the scariest modern dating story you ever hear...but is it real?

Facebook Will Helpfully Remind You of All Your Romantic Mistakes Today Facebook Will Helpfully Remind You of All Your Romantic Mistakes Today

Today is Valentine’s Day—a great excuse to spend a romantic evening with your significant other(s), and a pretty cool time to work on commission at a jewelry store. But for every couple or polyamorous gaggle sharing swigs of cheap wine, there are plenty of single people just trying to forget about the sickening level…

Can You Successfully Masturbate to the Fifty Shades Darker Soundtrack? Let's Find Out! Can You Successfully Masturbate to the Fifty Shades Darker Soundtrack? Let's Find Out!

Way back in 2015, the Jezebel staff took on a task of Herculean proportions: we attempted to masturbate to the very dramatic, very long soundtrack to the very awful film Fifty Shades of Grey, sex-jam by sex-jam. It was surprisingly effective! But to varying degrees. We all emerged wiser and more satisfied.

This Plane Fucks

Happy Valentine’s Day! On Twitter Monday night, American Airlines effectively declared itself the unofficial airline of BDSM. As evidenced by the tweet—a magnificent black and white photo of a glistening American Airlines jet—this plane fucks.

Fearing Cannibalism, Aquarium Cancels Octopus Sex Show on Valentine's Day Fearing Cannibalism, Aquarium Cancels Octopus Sex Show on Valentine's Day

At the Seattle Aquarium, the annual tradition of watching live octopuses bone on Valentine’s Day was canceled last night. Why? Cannibalism concerns, of course.

Valentine's Day. Bummer.  Valentine's Day. Bummer. 

Get ready for the end of the world, folks.

Happy Valentine's Day, Here's a Terrifying Teddy Bear That Tears Its Own Face Off Happy Valentine's Day, Here's a Terrifying Teddy Bear That Tears Its Own Face Off

If you and your significant other refuse to buy into another manufactured Hallmark holiday, here’s the perfect counter-programming to share so all your friends and followers on social media know exactly how you feel.

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